گفتارهای حکیمانه

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We've got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air do we need?
-- former president of American Motors, Lee Iacocca

I was provided with additional input that was radically different from the
truth. I assisted in furthering that version.
-- Colonel Oliver North, from his Iran-Contra testimony.

The word genius isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman
Einstein.
-- Joe Theisman, NFL football quarterback & sports analyst.

We don't necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain types of people.
-- Colonel Gerald Wellman, ROTC Instructor.

If we don't succeed, we run the risk of failure.
-- former U.S.. President Bill Clinton.

Traditionally, most of Australia's imports come from overseas.
-- Keppel Enderbery.

Your food stamps will be stopped effective March 1992, because we received notice that you passed away. May God bless you. You may re-apply if there is a change in your circumstances.
-- State Department of Social Services, Greenville, South Carolina.